Sunday, October 28, 2012

Week of October 22, 2012: No e-mail, but big news!

Hello team Sister Campbell!

Eliza was only able to send a short, personal e-mail this week as she is in the midst of a big transfer!  She is now serving in Ruse, Bulgaria.  Ruse is on the Northern border of Bulgaria, on the banks of the Danube, across the river from Romania.  Doesn't that sound so authentically European? 

Here's a map!  Thank you for your prayers, love, and support.  Love you all!

Marni 


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Week of October 15, 2012: These Are The Dees O'The Week

Dear Everybody,

I'm not sure if you all grasped the full implications of this, but I've more or less been in the same city in Bulgaria for the past seven months or so.  He is called Stara Zagora. Look him up on wikipedia. There will be little, but interesting, things to say. He is home to the Zagorka beer factory, arguably the best beer in all of Bugland (although some people are more partial to Kamenitza). It is very irregular for missionaries in this mission to be in a city for more than four months at the most, maybe six months if you're in a bigger city with more ground to cover, etc. Starz is a pretty small city, though, with a pretty small, struggling branch (missionary serving as a branch president, etc.). So it's been strange to be here for so long, and to train two times in a row in this same little crazy city. I've loved it. I don't know. I realize the voice I'm using makes it sound like I'm on my way out, which is possibly true and possibly not true. But either way, transfer calls are this Friday, and more likely than not, since I've been here seven months, I'm probably actually headed somewhere else. Somewhere else? Weird. 

The mane (ha ha, lions) events of this week: (delivered in 12-apostle accent "dees" in honor of confrince)

Mondee: Actually a working day, since we had a zone conference on Wednesday and had our pee day on Tuesday. Saw Raiko, the coke lite artist guy, who wanted to give us back our pan from the birthday cake we made him. It was funny because he had become convinced that because we hadn't called in in so long, we were mad at him or something. So when I told him, no, we were just busy preaching the Gospel, a Gospel that he wasn't interested in hearing from us, it was just interesting/sad to see how his brain has become programmed to . . . I don't know. Seek for happiness? In the wrong places?

Tuesdee: Watched the sun rise at our fifth-floor block church for the last time? And then traveled into Plovdiv (one of the oldest cities in Europe?) and had interviews.

Wednesdee: Zone conference! Power! Missionaries competing for attention and approval!! Ultimately a good time, though.  Found out that caffeinated beverages are now not allowed for all missions in Eastern Europe. I don't want to talk about it. Also made dutch babies and ate them with Bulgarian yogurt. EVERYTHING is eaten with yogurt here. Even Dutch things.

Thursdee: Contacted for three hours. Taught English. One of the long-standing students, who I'll just call Arnold here for privacy purposes, gave me a list of homework sentences he had written that included the sentence, "When will the loves of all of the cats?" Who knew that we had a modernist poet waiting to get a big break in our first-level English class?

Fridee: Amazingly, had three lessons that 1) all showed up, b) all weren't crazy, and 3) all went pretty well! Two of them were even second lessons! That hasn't happened in a while. It was a really good day. 

Saturdee: Went to a less-active lady's house where she takes care of her grandmother, who was wearing the hugest old lady glasses ever. You know like ones that are basically just magnifying glasses held on one's face? And the old person in question's eyes are the size of yogurt containers? (I can't stop relating everything to yogurt! I guess I'm just lost in my mission ha ha ha)

Sundee: Woke up convinced I was dying of mono again (it's been creeping back the past few weeks.) Eventually managed to get up and go to the conference sacrament meeting/lunch, in which the three branch children who were there managed to break an entire bottle of lyutenitza we needed for the lunch, get soap and bubbles all over the upstairs, and release a 25-kilo bag of white fluff (stuffing? why was it at the church??) all over the floor, classroom, and branch president office. The explanation i was given: "koleda doide." (christmas came.) wacky times!

Anyway. I am getting emotional and weirded out the idea of not being in this city anymore. I know all of the members way too well. I love them all way too much. And I've really had to learn to trust the Lord when advising them on their ridiculously difficult problems, or hoping things will work out for them.

How was confrince for everyone? Any nineteen-year-old girls gonna come join me out here in Bugland?

I love you guys.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Week of October 1, 2012: Stara Zagora

What are you doing??!!!!

I'm at the church right now, in the branch president/clerk's office (or as we call him, the "clark") because we finally got a computer!!! We have had wireless internet in this building for like, ten years, but until now never had a computer! So we've all been in an overwhelmed overstimulated blur, trying to deal with a COMPUTER upon which we can actually do our SCHEDULED IN-FIELD TRAINING ACTIVITIES and maybe even watch a MORMON MASSAGE. That's right, massage.

Anyway. Sister Frame has her first passport work appointment at the registration office in Sofia (my little second daughter is growing up so fast!) so we're on our way to catch a bus in two hours or so. And I was able to watch the sunrise from our sixth-floor balcony where we are right now. Speaking of this church building, I can't even express how much it has come to feel like home/a place I will be for the rest of my life. I've been in Stara Zagora for about six months now. What? We've been hearing distant rumors for years now that we'd be switching to a new building (probably a good idea because this one literally gives people heatstroke and lets in snow). And I never really thought it would happen, but this week we received the news that it WILL. In two weeks. So a moving crew came and bustled around and got all busy and in the end, just took away our carpets. But I guess we're moving soon.

Okay. What happened this week, you ask? We had a lesson in which someone said a prayer in the name of His Holiness Ravi Shankar. We were given meditation DVDs by this same person. We met up with Mirena in the park on her way back from a job interview (pray she gets that one).  I need to explain more about Mirena one of these days. We contacted and contacted and contacted.

Also, September is over. How did that happen? How is everybody? Is baby happen yet? 

Never forget to read the New Testament. That guy is a winner.

I love you guys. Stay safe and happy.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Week of September 17, 2012: The District

It's me again! Does this ever get boring? Probably! Exclamation point!

Yet another week has somehow gone by. Sorry, I'll stop saying things like that that make me sound like a middle-aged newspaper columnist trying to be cool. When we last left off, I was in Sliven about to go on Mount Carandila for some well-needed frolicking (it's my . . . third time? going on that mountain). You take a rickety, 50-year-old ski-like lift up the mountain (like unto Sundance, but in an Eastern European kind of way) and can hike up past all these old communist meeting houses that are now broken and empty and graffitied, and then into the wild frontier of nature! And look out over Yambol and Sliven and all of their little celos. I'll send pictures someday when I'm in a zala that has hook-ups for such things. But let me first just mention some amusing happenings from that outing:

1) We did our traditional yoga/om-ing on the summit (pictures shall come later) and a member from the Sliven branch, who happened to be with us, got uncomfortable and kept asking, "Is this religious? Does this mean something religious??"
 
2) I was sliding down a rock face, looking all cool, and there was one of those comically loud and juicy ripping sounds and I had torn my cotton Target brand exercise pants completely in half.
 
3) In front of everybody.
 
4) Luckily, I am a good sister missionary and enjoy laughing and myself/others, and had a skirt in my backpack.

This has mainly been a finding transfer. And by mainly I mean, all-ly. It's kind of funny because we use these DVD episodes called "The District" (some people will know what I'm talking about) to train/practice our missionary skills, and they're basically videos of missionaries' experiences in two missions in the States, and how those missionaries are perfect and everything goes perfectly and they have cars. So it's funny to watch those segments with Sister Frame, as I try to train her, and then to go to our reality of finding in Bulgaria, which consists of walking around the streets all day, trying to stop people and give them a survey/ask them about God. Sometimes getting yelled at, sometimes being kissed unexpectedly. I've never tracted yet - I imagine that will happen in the wintertyme. But anyway. Still finding. Still looking. Still don't really have anyone to teach, and we're giving Raiko a break until he wants to progress. BUT a really cool, yet frustrating, thing happened this week. 
 
On Wednesday I stopped a lady in the bazaar (a section of Stara Zagora all full of produce markets/open-air clothing stalls, etc.) and talked to her about the Book of Mormon. She seemed interested, and was extremely nice (which is always a good sign), but said that although she was born in Bulgaria, she usually lives in Germany, with a German husband, and was only there a few days like she does every summer, to visit family. Could we still meet with her? I said yes, of course, and we exchanged numbers. I didn't really think anything of it, of course, because I've reached a kind of point where you just don't expect anybody to want to meet with you, even those who give you their numbers, because it's less painful that way. BUT - and I say but because this is the first time this has happened to me - SHE actually called US that evening. Which is even weirder because people here often don't have enough money on their phones to make calls, only to receive them, such that my incoming call list on the cell phone we have consists only ever of other missionaries calling me. And she called. And asked if we could meet the next day, the day before we left for Germany. And I knew we were leaving for Plovdiv that morning for zone conference, and would have to be on a bus by ten. So we set it up for 9 that morning, and waited for her at the church. And she actually CAME. (People also tend to not show up to appointments.) It was kind of amazing. So I tried to explain to her about the Book of Mormon, Apostasy, We Don't Worship Mormon, etc., and she said she planned to read the Book when she got back to Germany, and wanted to meet the German missionaries. So we said goodbye, she wished us all the best, and I gave her my email address.

Anyway. I guess I will just say that being a missionary anywhere requires huge faith, I believe. Maybe that lady will never meet with missionaries/join the church/whatever. But I have the faith that I did what I had to do in that moment, and that it mattered. And even though I'm in Bulgaria, I know that my mission isn't necessarily "harder" or more requiring of faith than anyone else's, even those happy sisters in San Diego on The District. And it's been strange to get up every morning and realize I have no idea if I'll even find anyone interested to listen to me, but that I will be faithful and cheerful and do my best anyway. 

Lessons! Also, Sister Frame and I made Bulgarian-style BLTs: bacon, which we had to slice ourselves, lyutenitza, this spicy eggplant/pepper/tomato sauce I eat at least one pint of every day, tomatoes (they're officially going out of season, tears weep gnashing of teeth), cirene, and yogurt instead of mayonnaise. Um. I don't even want to talk about it. 

Everybody's life is going on! Today is the first day of school for Bulgarian children, and it reminds me of how you're all off going to school and starting things and having babies and going on missions and making new friends and getting new jobs. Aww. Cute. I miss you all so much. Keep the faith!

Love,
Sister Scramble

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Week of September 3, 2012: Po-hladnichko!

Po-hladnichko! 

I am so happy because it is getting more Seattle-like up in this Eastern Euro-pop, or "po-hladnichko" as people often say. So everything is slowly, slowly cooling down, apples are slowly coming out to the fruit stands, melon piles are going down (frown), and tomatoes are still doin' fine.

How to start?  First of all, thank you all for writing to me and helping me feel loved. I am very lucky to be as supported and buoyed as I am. Shout-outs to all and sundry. I apologize for not writing back some of you, but we have been discouraged from writing to non-family, for one thing, and email time has just continued to go faster and faster since I've gotten "older" in the mission, and now I have a little daughter who watches my every move, so I have to Be A Good Guy. Which I'm okay with.

Anyway, I won't do one of those annoying "I'm an American in Europe blah blah blah fun!" rundowns. (Although what I write might be annoying anyway). But I SHALL share two spiritual experiences from this week, and one food experience.

First of all, does anybody remember Raiko? The painter who likes Coke Lite? After kind of deciding a week ago that he wasn't ready, due to his constant doubting/lack of paying attention, we managed to see him on Friday after getting back from a 3-hour train ride from Chirpan (accidentally didn't get off the train in Starz, because too many people were pushing me). And this time, he actually listened. We talked about the Holy Ghost and what it actually is, and how hard it is for him to accept that there is life after death. And he finally, finally admitted that he felt the feeling we were talking about, that the Holy Ghost was present while we talked to him and while he read. And it was just really cool. 
 
Also this week, my annoying four-chord-equipped guitar fingers made their re-entry onto the scene, and we played some hymns with him and made him sing with us. So this all sounds silly. But I guess I'm just happy that he is making any small movement toward a greater knowledge of himself and of God that he can, even if it's somewhat limited. 

Second of all, our Relief Society president, Zladka (the same one who passed out a few weeks ago in the middle of church) is in the hospital, sadly, with some really bad and complicated liver condition. So we six missionaries went up to the hospital (I think I've talked about Bulgarian hospitals before . . . ) to see her. Surrounded by garbage and cigarette smoke and techno blasting from the cafes near the hospital (nothing like getting away from your cancer patients for a nice smoke), we sat on the ground and had a sacrament meeting with her, and sang hymns with my silly blue guitar, and gave her the sacrament (elders, not us), and talked about the people in the branch and how they were doing.

Food experience: Maria, the new convert, randomly decided to buy a giant (e.g., two feet long) bannitza from her favorite bakery and bring it to English, and to invite whomever wanted to come and bite from it, and to drink airan (yogurt salty thing, it's Turkish). So a weird collection of us ended up eating bannitza in the weird upstairs area of the church, and discussing Russian and arguing about who knew English better. I've never felt more Bulgarian than the time I carried a two-foot-long bannitza on my head that one time.

Okay. I love you guys. Tell me how school is! Send me socks! Remember to be nice to your parents!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Week of August 26, 2012: Reframe!

The subject line is because, as I mentioned last week, I am training again! A young, sprightly whippersnapper (is that how you spell that?) named Sister Frame! And we're still in Stara Zagora. We got here on Thursday, had just enough time to go to a produce stand (Stara Zagora is still the undisputed capital of tomatoes) and fall asleep.

On Friday we had some really good meetings with new members Mitko and Maria, who both got baptized while I was here, and basically re-taught some basic doctrine that they both had gotten dusty in since it was taught to them seven months and eleven months ago, respectively.  It made me really appreciate first of all, having such awesome new converts to work with, who are so awesome and non-crazy and non-mean. Thanks, Lord! And second of all, it made me really appreciate the need of missionaries to constantly review basic doctrines with people, even long-time members. Stuff like God being there for us. Or God being our Heavenly Father, and having a body like ours.  So remember: everything that's most important in the Gospel we either learn in Primary, kindergarten, or in the first missionary lesson taught by someone who doesn't really speak our language. Oh and Maria fed us the most delightful hot summer evening meal: sliced fresh pupish (basically cantelope with a weird outside shell), chunks of sirene (editor: feta!), and bread. She explained to us that this is a classic Buglarian meal (purposeful typo) that works for breakfast, lunch, or dinner! And I said, okay! Cheese and melon! Okay! Anyway. She also found out that I knew some old Bulgarian folk songs (YOU know why) and ended up bringing out her favorite little knishka of old songs and we sang "Sto Mi E Milo" together. So. Blah blah blah, corny.
And OH MAN. Sister Frame's first Sunday was probably the most interesting first mission Sunday I could think of. I had about fifty things to do in the branch (helped teach relief society, control/teach the one and only primary kid, teach Gospel Doctrine until the teacher showed up halfway between the hour, and somehow greet and organize the struggles of each of the twenty-ish people who ended up coming, get water for people with heatstroke because it was like 110 degrees with 100 percent humidity on Sundee) so I just kind of had to leave her and say, "Wait here! I love you, I'll be back!" And rush around like a crazy person. And then we tried to find people. I've really been struggling with finding lately. I've never considered myself good at it, and have never really been forced to do it a lot or "branch out." So any mission or non-mission people: how did you find people to teach?

Shout-outz to Mom and Mimi and Bam and GG and Dana for letterz.

I'm just a very, very lucky kid who gets to hang out here for a year and a half and talk to people about very important things that not everyone knows about. And I'm very, very lucky to have all of you. Don't forget that politics are stupid at the end of the day, everybody gets along when we're eating food, and the Simpsons are funny.

Love you all.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Week of August 20, 2012: Five Thousand Words








Important details:

1) Maria was baptized! It all went perfectly.

2) I'm staying in Stara Zagora for another two months!

3) I'm training one of the two new sisters coming in on Wednesday. What??

I love you guys. Thank you for everything you do and help me with. More next week.